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Re: Random Irrelevance

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Re: Random Irrelevance

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Re: Random Irrelevance

Postby Happy Mom » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:11 pm

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Re: Random Irrelevance

Postby BobbyBeetleMishawaka » Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:44 am

In response to those arguing that the Washington Redskins should change their name, one guy [Mark @Bing7557] tweeted that they should be called The Washington Elizabeth Warrens.

In response, David Burge @iowahawkblog said he'll "refer to Notre Dame as 'the Peacefully Coexisting Indigenous Hibernian Alcoholics.'"
THE ONLY REASON
TO BE AGAINST VOTER ID
IS IF YOU SUPPORT VOTER FRAUD.

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Re: Random Irrelevance

Postby Happy Mom » Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:03 pm

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Re: Random Irrelevance

Postby backstagedee » Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:36 am

From a buddy:

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again 'Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant' Georgia On My Mind'replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck ,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'DUMB ASS!'
Immediately the radio responded with, Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The United States
Damn I love this truck....
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Re: Random Irrelevance

Postby Happy Mom » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:31 pm

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Re: Random Irrelevance

Postby Kingsman » Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:34 pm

An Israeli doctor says: "in Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut
off a man’s testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is
looking for work.

“The German doctor says: "that’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.

“The Russian doctor says: “gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.

“The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. five years
ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him
President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!

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Re: Random Irrelevance

Postby Happy Mom » Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:22 am

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Re: Random Irrelevance

Postby Kingsman » Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:47 pm

Sticker Shock: Went to the mini-mart at Day and Fir to get a "USA Today" as is my custom on the day after an election to find out how referendums went throughout the country. Darn paper is now $2. 'No" to that.
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