Ideal Baloney wrote:Welfare dependents don't fornicate to have offspring (although more babies do result in increased benefits). My theory is the male species screws for the few seconds of pleasure attained through climax. What some scientist needs to do is create a drug that converts the brain's orgasmic receptors from euphoric ecstasy to excruciating agony. Simply translated, getting one's rocks off would feel like getting whacked in the nuts with a sledge hammer. Any man living off us taxpayers as well as all convicted sex offenders would require regular injections of this potion by a MD. We'd realize a significant decline in rapes and a downward spike in out-of-wedlock spawning.
There is actually a much easier way to accomplish the same thing, although our society wouldn't go for it. We have very accurate DNA testing these days, so simply require every female welfare recipient to have her kids DNA tested, and then disclose who the father could be. DNA test all those males to find those who were sperm donors, and then make them pay up. Two options:
1. Cover the entire amount the government is sending to all the mother's of all your kids, in cash that you've paid taxes on, every month
2. Work at minimum wage, 40 hours a week, picking up highway trash, mowing lawns, shoveling snow, etc., until you've contributed the total amount.